January 8th, 2004


Prince Charles©

In an attempt to deflect further attention from himself following recent allegations that are totally false in an unspecified way, Prince Charles has changed his name to * and copyrighted the term "Prince Charles©", DeadBrain has learned.

*, pronounced as "the Royal formerly known as Prince Charles©", has recently been accused of something unspecified that cannot be reported for legal reasons, except in anywhere other than England and Wales, but which is specifically not thought to involve a goat, a banana and a service station on the M6.


"This particular phase in my life is the most dangerous -- my husband is planning 'an accident' in my car, brake failure and serious head injury in order to make the path clear for him to marry," scribbled Diana in a note to her butler and confidant Paul Burrell


Perhaps the late Princess was confused or contemplating a writing career along the lines of Agatha Christie (who knows).
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